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Fields’s visor makes it look like he’s looking through a fish bowl

As a Georgia grad, I just hope I can hear them commiserate over both their teams getting spanked in back-to-back weeks by the back-to-back champs

Tie game!

Does anyone actually like all the “Fecal Matter Brown” NFL gear?

That Manningsplanation took way too long

Not an inspiring guest list (If you’re gonna get Mahomes, at least get Miss Piggy or Fozzie Bear as one of the other guests), but it has a Cameronian task to do worse than SNF last night

Jets need two safeties to force OT

I feel like Rammstein’s “Du Hast” fits this game’s vibe better than John Denver or Neil Diamond, but the Curb theme has been the most apt moment so far

It’s only fair that after getting their first NFL game to be one between teams with winning records (London had to wait over a decade) that Frankfurt be subjected to this

3 scoring possessions in 2:12 with 3 timeouts and the 2 minute warning when you’ve only had 2 scoring possessions in the past 57:48 is totally doable

My car is old enough to apply for this own drivers license, so these safety features are super weird to me

I’m going to run for Congress on a platform of banning restaurants from advertising to households that don’t have a location within reasonable driving distance