tilefan

joined 11 months ago
[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

good to know. was it like a bad, dirty paper cut?

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

did you know that one of the reasons their bones are hollow is because they assist the lungs with intaking oxygen to provide all the oxygen needed for flight? it's not just weight saving

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

that's why I asked how badly it would fuck me up, not whether I would win or lose.

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago (16 children)

there's a video out there of one trying to eat a duck

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

does the pelican have a business where i can leave such a review?

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago (3 children)

what is it's pelican season?

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

to my knowledge, it's the second one. and it's not just penis havers that can get a reach around, I often reach around to play with the clit

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

oh man time to start digging up some old TV commercials

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I didn't say it didn't eliminate the problem, I said it didn't make the question in the back of my mind go away

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

lame. i got fentanyl & Versed

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

i got one when i was diagnosed with them at 18 but it's time for another (they give you really good drugs for a colonoscopy)

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