tipicaldik

I'm confused... shouldn't this be happening in one of those liberal nanny states where big government is supposed to be all up in your business?

Oh, right... those people need to tell you how to raise YOUR kids, but don't you dare tell them how to raise theirs...

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I'm wondering what position MTG is gonna get now... ain't too many people kissed his ass more than that thing has...

they're giving the bigger illegal employers plenty of heads-up so they can muster up their big bribe payments and swear their fealty...

by 2029 he'll be a trillionaire 2 or three times over and the rest of us will be fighting over scraps.

we had friends who had an African Grey that mimicked him perfectly every time she heard the modem sound...

Hiya neighbor!

Yes! Yes we did! I forgot to mention that...

Florida voter here... I stood in line for about 45 minutes today for early voting. Women outnumbered men by at least 8 to 1 while I was there, which I found a bit encouraging. I enjoyed being able to vote against Matt Gaetz, and I only wish DeStains was on the ballot too so I coulda voted against his dumb-ass as well...

I drink entirely too much coffee, and if I don't be sure to drink plenty of water on top of it I'll get constipated. It's almost like the coffee dries me out or something. I had a chemo nurse tell me how important it was to stay hydrated during my treatments and when I told her I drink several cups of coffee a day, she scolded me and said In that case, I need the water even more. I followed her advice and since then I've gotten more regular. I used to think it was just normal for me to crap once every three days, but now I go every day and feel better too...

actually now that I think back it was the water pump that regularly went out at 45k, and it was run by the timing belt. The noise coming from the water pump is what usually alerted me and I was able to replace it and the belt at the same time, which spared me from ever losing the motor. I drove that thing til it had over 160k on it, which was a lot for one of those...

I had an '82 Ford Escort. Those things were notorious for lunching the motor if the timing belt ever broke (which they did every 45,000 miles like clockwork) while you were traveling down the road. The valves would stop in whatever position they were in at that instant, and then the momentum of the car would keep the pistons moving up and down, bashing the piston tops in to whichever valves were unlucky enough to still be open, ruining pretty-much everything. At the same time I owned that car, my best friend owned an '82 Chevy Cavalier. We were constantly one-upping each other over who owned the biggest turd...