toast

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[–] toast@retrolemmy.com -2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Or, you're holding a nozzle that sprays liquid. Just douse the speaker in gasoline.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

Picture matches the tone of the hiring perfectly. Let him keep the job. I want to see how this plays out.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

No case, no problems so far. I've had numerous phones over the last 20 years, never had a case, and never had an issue. Don't drop your phones.

I did buy a case for my son's first phones, but I wouldn't suggest he need one now. He is certainly old enough to take care with it.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

In other words, ACAB

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com -2 points 1 month ago

For those who didn't read the article - the farm's birds are interbreeding with the local pigeons. Environmentalists, motorists, and cat owners are all upset.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That was a better joke 30 years ago. 40 years ago, it was hilarious.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 62 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Makes you think. Just what should we do with Mar-a-lago when this is all over?

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You must have had access to the best drugs in the 80s because they were not what you describe at all.

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ah, trying hard to not be eaten, I see

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 month ago

What a strange goal. Do they really not expect to be eaten?

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be "must've", not "must of".

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 7 points 1 month ago

A trained armed *imbecilic terrorist group

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