ultramaven

Did you know that Trump was never actually President? Hillary was President and he whole time. She actually still is.

It’s not that simple.

Here’s an example: Amazon could outfit all of their delivery vehicles with open wifi networks. Every Alexa device calls home when a truck drives by.

Here’s another: you may have a guest wifi, or your neighbor, or their neighbor. All it needs is one.

Yeah of course there are solutions to faraday cage it away from the world. But all they need is one connection. You have to stop it forever.

He wasn’t even fired, he had his contract end. Fucking boohoo.

Water is dihydrogen monoxide, fucking watch out y’all

Not that I’m being dismissive of corporate greed destroying our fucking planet and species. More like… maybe they built the headline so we’d craft these nihilistic jokes and not care as much? I really don’t care anymore, when do we get to mutilate and torture energy chiefs?