Fedora. It's the one Linus uses.
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What do you mean when you say artificial sugars? The insulin response to different sweeteners vary a lot.
Looks like it comes with more preinstalled applications and a custom themed gnome desktop. As far as I can find the extra preinstalled applications are available in the default ubuntu repos.
I've been daily driving linux for at least 10 years and I think I'm using close to 100% FOSS. Except for the stupid nvidia drivers and my steam games.
You should try Fedora. It's the one used by Linus.
Workerware like mouse jigglers and other keepalive tools that lets you focus on work instead of having to keep the screensaver from turning on.
If you use the definition of hebephilia or ephebophilia as an argument about anything I'm going to think of you as a pedophile.
I used FreeBSD for my desktop for a couple of years and it was lovely. I would still be using it if it weren't for lack of support for my hardware.
I switched because freeBSD didn't have drivers for my voodoo3 gfx card. I switched to FreeBSD from windows because I messed up my litestep config that was setup to pretend that it was an X desktop and I thought I might as well use the real thing. Dualbooted for a while for games though.
I assumed it was done as a joke and thought it was hilarious.
And none of it matters much when SCOTUS will just say "Well, actually based on this comment in the margins of this memo on an irrelevant case you can't defend yourself".
Only weirdos peel their bananas.