I lose all sense of moderation or empathy when it comes to swatting. Throw the book at him. Then find another book and throw that one too. Call up the publishers and tell them to get printing, we're gonna need more books.
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If they're stunned by this then they're gonna be catatonic for the next 4 years. I wonder what effect that'll have on national security...
Restaurant, agriculture, construction, landscaping, etc. I'm assuming it'll be any of
- Prices skyrocketing
- Industries collapsing
- Money under tables and "officials" looking the other way
Probably all 3 though, in that order.
I love this so much. It's perfect!
Nothing says brotherly love like a couple guys beating the ever loving shit out of each other. Brush yourselves off, grab a beer together, and get some rest because you know the biggest brother is on his way and then it's really on.
They’ll try their best to ~~blend back into the woodwork~~ sell their book.
There we go.
All I got was a bigger plot that needed to be turned into a hole yesterday. Same shovel, just all dinged up and worn out now.
Sounds like someone has never seen MacGruber! Pointless and awkward absolutely but the value added was immeasurable.
"Executives are paid so much more because they take on more responsibility and risk!" 🤣
Yep good call. I'm usually on my phone where tapping the link and swiping to go back is the natural behavior. I can scroll up and close the browser instead but habits are hard to break.
Come the fuck on. The FBI background checks are a "norm" too? Do we have actual laws for anything?