whodrankarnoldpalmer

He looks like the bad guy in a movie where the hero is a dog

Yeah, but you’re roughly the size of a barge.

They’re not that secret- and everyone’s just allowing them to do it out in the open. It’s not all that clandestine, Americans just happen to be huge cowards.

“What do you expect us to do? We might GET IN TROUBLE and maybe even lose our shitty jobs that we hate!”

Meanwhile, in Korea, middle-aged politicians are in the streets jumping fences and trying to grab cops’ assault rifles

Liberals in 2025 are a lost cause.

Without question, Global Village Coffeehouse, Corporate Gen-X Cyber, and Utopian Scholastic.

Take me the fuck BACK.

Start throwing punches.

I hope he feels pitchforks before he dies.

Gillian’s Island in space

Someone already did and nobody took the hint. Sometimes I wonder how things would have gone if he’d been able to wait a few months.

And if they don’t?

It kind of is

I don’t even have to ask which party

At this point, I consider every GOP politician AND voter to be a potential child rapist, to the last individual, until proven otherwise.