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"In January, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella told analysts that the company would make sales execution changes after the company delivered slower growth than expected in Azure cloud revenue that wasn’t tied to artificial intelligence. Performance in AI cloud growth outdid internal projections."

Translation: "No one gives a shit about Azure, except for the people we could hoodwink with AI."

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Another "sovcit victory"

Cursed cameraman. I've seen steadier shots from a schooner in a 35 foot wave.

Again, there'd be loads of videos from the sovcits themselves "Watch me beat this ticket in 20 seconds!!" For people that love to film themselves, you think there'd be so many examples of people getting infractions dismissed if it is as common as you say.

Sovcits love to video every single interaction with the police. Certainly if they were having large amounts of tickets or infractions dismissed, they'd be #1 hits on YouTube. Yet, in every single video you can find, it's a big loss for the sovcits.

They'd be the first one to advertise all these "wins" against "the system" but they have failed to appear... why is that?

Well duh, just open up a factory in your garage.

I'm not saying keep them out of courts. I'm saying that the followers of "sovereign citizenry" seem to lose 100% of the court cases where they try this defense. Yet, there's a continuous stream of people willing to try it.

He didn't save the world the first time (despite promising he would drain the swamp within days) so why would anyone think he would do it the second time?

At least they knew it was going to sound stupid.

This is an echo back to the 70s, when gas prices were high and there were strict controls over Japanese economy cars. Why didn't American manufacturers make smaller cars? Well, "no one wanted them" was the line. Miraculously almost as soon as those same Japanese cars started to be allowed on our streets, suddenly Detroit figured out how to make them and dragged them kicking and screaming into the next eras.

Good companies innovate to keep their customers. Bad companies legislate to keep their customers.

Which one do you think is happening more today?

I can tell you, but I'd be lying.