yesman

joined 3 years ago
[–] yesman@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Sam Jackson's character in the move 'Long Kiss Goodnight':

The last time I got a blowjob, candy bars cost a nickle.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 49 points 10 hours ago (9 children)

A historic fact about the election:

The last time a Democrat held the seat Amy Andrews just won, the Democrat was Strom Thurmond.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 22 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

For those who don't know, Karl Rove called French a Nazi and pledged to vote for Rosenthal.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Bipedal locomotion has some pretty big drawbacks. Like falling over. You'd be surprised how many people die that way.

Best not build trillion dollar robots that can trip and fall. You become vulnerable to obstacles, Mines, tripwires, and Ewoks.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

I upvoted this to 70, sorry.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

The reason is the war we lost.

ftfy

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Ivy league frat house.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

They should study this. It should be pretty cheap since you only need to study one person from each era to draw conclusions about whole generations. This is how science and reason work. 🙃

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

I think the fact that Zodiac wanted to communicate with authorities and the media tells you much more about the kind of person he was than the ciphers could.

A big problem with ciphers is that the more complex they are, the more likely the message will get scrambled in the encoding. An incompetent cipher is more secure than the best encryption methods; nobody can read it.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Carney told Trump and America to fuck off and then did a world victory tour. A weakened Trump, his agenda and popularity at the nadir of either term is having a good conversation.

Art of the deal.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I love it when the regime gets caught up in the symbolic because it means they're not using that energy to harm people.

Besides, Trump has probably never interacted with AI. I assume every time he logs in, it's just Zuckerberg, Musk, or Altman on the other end typing the response.

 
 
 

I've got an elderly cat that became my responsibility through... circumstances.

He's a lot of work. He has zero personality or charisma. Worst of all, he harasses me for wet food his whole waking existence. Food motivated is not the word, it's the only thing he knows, or cares about.

I'm not going to be sad when he dies.

 
 

I'm in the bottom half of Appalachia, if it's a regional thing.

 
 
 
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