yesman

The official rationale coming from the administration is no more coherent than this.

Does anybody use a screensaver in 2026?

The American war for independence is a pretty anemic "revolution". Think about the material conditions of the average American before and after. Now compare that to revolutionary France, Haiti, or Russia.

It's almost embarrassing to say your fighting for "freedom" when right next door, literal enslaved people were throwing Napoleon's army into the sea with machetes.

I got a lot of badges when I was a scout. Didn't have to use my penis for any of them.

That's pretty much how it already works. It's just that the pressure to make the "correct" choice is fucking crazy.

I have a small library of music CDs, because I liked music before there was an internet. I recently ripped them to .FLACC.

I don't understand why people drag on sugar-babies like they're the stupid ones in the situation.

I think he's absorbed the lesson from Iraq&Afghanistan that airstrikes are safe.

Safe, clean, and renewable. It's the energy source of the future.

Average life spans. People in ancient times didn't drop dead at forty. They regularly lived to be advanced ages we would consider normal. It's just that infant and young child deaths were so common it really drags down the average.