zarkanian

"Made with real food ingredients"

Did a robot write this?

"Enjoy your soup, fellow human!"

Wait...is that the robot in the background, making the soup...? What the HELL is that?!?

My anus is bleeding!

I never have this problem, but I always install with pacman.

I found learning Linux much more fun, because I didn't have to fight with the computer on every damned thing.

my time on this earth is finite (for now)

Let me know when you get that immortality hack working!

You're surprised that a website designed like reddit attracts the same type of people as reddit?

Where to start? Not all religions try to convert you. For example, Judaism doesn't. You can convert, if you're willing to put in the work, but you have to be persistent since it's discouraged.

Not all religions believe in Hell. Or have a concept like sin. There are even sects of Christianity that don't believe in Hell!

I've studied many religions when trying to figure out my place in the world.

What did you think about Buddhism? Wicca? Neo-paganism?

I'm a Satanist. We don't look down on you for being an atheist, because most of us are atheists, too. We don't believe in Hell or Heaven. We won't try to convert you because we respect your autonomy.

I've never had any other religion treat me the way you've described. Only Christians, and even then, only certain sects of Christians.

I recommend finding a Unitarian Universalist church and attending at least once. They accept anybody: atheist, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist, whatever. I ultimately decided that it wasn't for me, but it was an interesting experience.

I never said that it was a crime. I said that it was rape. There are lots of things that are immoral but not illegal.

I never said anything about suffering.

We did invent superior forms of milk, such as oat milk.

They all ship to the EU.

The point was that doing something because it feels good doesn't mean that it's right.