zarkanian

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[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yes, but COVID lockdown was 10 years long.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

And nobody knows how to get from that to actual thought. And if they tell you that they do, they're either deluded or lying to you.

A lot of tech bros have been getting high on their own supply and think that we're right around the corner from a Skynet situation.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

AI = Actually Indian.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm gonna start saying that instead of using the abbreviation. "I'll meet you at 2:30 post merideum."

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Make New York New Amsterdam Again.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago

It's shakira law. They'll make it illegal for your hips to lie.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You misspelled "hysterical".

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What kind of tea? I hope it's a nice roasted oolong.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Good luck proving what made you sick, though. A foodborne illness can sometimes take days before you develop symptoms. At that time, you might think it was that sketchy chicken salad that made you sick, and you might be right...but it could also be any number of other things that you ate before you got sick.

 
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