zarkanian

joined 2 years ago
[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm gonna start saying that instead of using the abbreviation. "I'll meet you at 2:30 post merideum."

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Make New York New Amsterdam Again.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago

It's shakira law. They'll make it illegal for your hips to lie.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You misspelled "hysterical".

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What kind of tea? I hope it's a nice roasted oolong.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Good luck proving what made you sick, though. A foodborne illness can sometimes take days before you develop symptoms. At that time, you might think it was that sketchy chicken salad that made you sick, and you might be right...but it could also be any number of other things that you ate before you got sick.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

I hate getting into the shower, but once I get in, I'm comfortable, so it's hard to get back out. I still do it in less than 10, but I can see how people can get stuck in there. It's very relaxing.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Me too. More licking than nibbling, though.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There isn't anything unhealthy about it as long as you indulge it in a healthy way.

Spicy hot food is also painful. Does that mean that people who enjoy eating habaneros, Scotch bonnet, etc. have unhealthy brains?

Wait. On second thought, don't answer that.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Pain releases endorphins. It isn't for everybody, though. If you don't get it, then it isn't for you. There are tons and tons of fetishes out there that most of us aren't going to understand.

 
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