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submitted 20 hours ago by raindrop1988@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Manager: We (meaning you) need to do task A. How long will it take?

Me: Task A will take X days to do.

Manager: That seems awful long.

Me: How long do you think it should take?

Manager: It surely could not take any longer than Y days.

Me: Ok, it seems you have an answer to your question then.

Later:

Manager: It’s been Y days, why isn’t task A done yet?

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I have a similar coworker. Tries to be funny with sarcasm but that doesn’t translate well with slack messages, and he ends up sounding like an asshole instead.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Yeah sarcasm not registering in text is like 95% of the reason I finally started using "lol". That and typing "hahaha" makes me feel like an evil robot. Hahaha