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Manager: We (meaning you) need to do task A. How long will it take?

Me: Task A will take X days to do.

Manager: That seems awful long.

Me: How long do you think it should take?

Manager: It surely could not take any longer than Y days.

Me: Ok, it seems you have an answer to your question then.

Later:

Manager: It’s been Y days, why isn’t task A done yet?

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[–] jtrek@startrek.website 3 points 17 hours ago

That's a good point.

Though sometimes people are just sandbagging. Like I know one guy is just watching Netflix instead of working. I'm downstream from his work, so it's a little annoying that I have to wait a couple days to get started.

I wouldn't rat him out because my labor solidarity beats out my annoyance, but the annoyance is real.