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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Ironically, I went to Assembly of God school, which definitely impacted me and resulted in my atheism.

Also, my relatives were Baptist and totally wacko for Jerry Falwell, who founded Liberty.

They don't speak in tongues, but they do share a lot with Assembly of God, like their Apocalyptic obsession. My family was positive they were going to be swept up into Heaven by angels while the Jesus army murders everybody. Should be pretty cool.