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Dualboot is evil, use only linux (programming.dev)
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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Unfortunately, I'm needed everywhere.

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Ah shit, now the battle is lost! Well, you guys in the van can pack it up. I'm not good at this cop thing I tell you, but by your response I bet you don't realize Epstein was a cop too. Still alive for that reason. Same reason Trump's in office; it's a sting that he's helping investigators with, which totally was not what I was doing. Because I'm not a cop, obviously. I'd be real bad at it, talking about cop shit, amirite? Yea, no, I'm just some crackhead on the internet. All I am.