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Microsoft’s Secure Boot has been broken for a decade and no one noticed until now
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this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2026
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Only in tech circles, it says secure and that's enough for most people.
Outside of tech circles most people think secure boot looks something like this
You think that's a safety boot you've got there? It's anything but! It is clearly the bottommost part of a certain powered hazmat suit - why, it's a Hazard Boot! You'll need to ask one of the egg heads whether Secure Boot is a part of its boot sequence, though.
Poor Gordon Freeman, running around out there somewhere, with just one Hazard Boot. I guess you'll find that his other leg is running with Insecure Foot, then.
Fantastic 😂 ! Thanks for the laugh.