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submitted 2 days ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 day ago

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a. None, it's a hardware problem.

b. None, programmers can't fit in light bulbs.

c. 100. One to hold the bulb and 99 to debug the house.

d. None so far, but they'll get to it Real Soon Now.

All answers are correct.