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Bane Mask (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 4 days ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] dgmib@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

This picture must be fake… there’s no way a developer has only one external monitor.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

That's not a developer, that's a "minimalist" "digital nomad". He's 💊 AI-pilled and vibemaxxing💪. He's bringing forth multiple novel digital experiences with merely a whisper before you've even had your first piss in the morning. Every. Single. Day.

He doesn't actually need even the one monitor - that's purely a visual aid for the benefit of people like you so you know what's going on.

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We need to start aggressively bullying and mocking adults that act like this openly and publicly. I was a skinny nerdy kid that got picked on constantly in high school. And even I think pricks like this need to have their self esteem and confidence shattered

[–] alastel@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago

Guys like this are probably the ones who did the bullying in school anyway

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I'm with you 100%. Watch out though, guys like that always fight dirty lol