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Doesn't she sell farts in a jar?
I had a random guy on AOL pay me to do this when I was a teenager. He paid extra for my used underwear. I wish I was kidding about this…
What did you do with the money
I bought some other dude's used underwear. You gotta pay it forward
Passing the money around... I'm assuming everyone here would agree that hoarding wealth isn't good, no?
If we all bought each other's underwear, we could solve world hunger in a week.
no that's Peter Farter
getting a Peter tingle right now I bet
entrepreneurship sense is tingling
I think Christina Perri sings about a Jar of Farts. Song is pretty dope tbh.