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Anon has been misled (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had a random guy on AOL pay me to do this when I was a teenager. He paid extra for my used underwear. I wish I was kidding about this…

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What did you do with the money

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bought some other dude's used underwear. You gotta pay it forward

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Passing the money around... I'm assuming everyone here would agree that hoarding wealth isn't good, no?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

If we all bought each other's underwear, we could solve world hunger in a week.