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Interview via MS Teams? How about NO. (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also, it’s not clear if those claims are still real, because you can only run Oracle databases if you sign a contract saying you won’t compare it to other systems.

What the hell?? That can't possibly be legal/enforceable, can it?

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

No idea.

Oracle is known to throw millions into lawsuits with no fundaments at all, and I'm not aware of anybody that published a comparison involving their database recently. Those two may be related, or not, IDK.