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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If your Puritan morales are getting in the way of eating it, that sounds like something you need to come to terms with.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

You think it is morally OK to eat a fruit pie filled with your own son's semen?

Answer quick, the FBI watch list guy is waiting.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I don't know, how big a fruit pie. What kind of fruit? What temperature was it at when he fucked it? When did I acquire a son? Wait, was this my cat son? BAD CAT! NO FUCKING PIES WITHOUT A PERMIT! YOU GOT TO GET A PERMIT FROM THE PERMIT OFFICE! YOU KNOW BETTER!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Have I been watching too many episodes of "family pies"?