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Anon meets Jigsaw (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 16 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And that waiter?

Albert Einstein.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The bus driver

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 10 hours ago

And everyone clapped.

Because if they didn't, a giant boulder would roll over the bus Indiana Jones style since they dared to flip of passing drivers.