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[–] turdas@suppo.fi 3 points 1 hour ago

Wait, Jigsaw is an old guy? I thought he was a doll.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 57 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

He was that waiter. But he forgot that when he said "enjoy your meal," you replied "thanks, you too" and have therefore suffered enough.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

And that waiter?

Albert Einstein.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 hours ago

And everyone clapped.

Because if they didn't, a giant boulder would roll over the bus Indiana Jones style since they dared to flip of passing drivers.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

In a sense I agree with him. You shall be judged by how you treat people who have limited means of retaliation. Like throwing garbage at homeless people, screaming at waiters/waitresses, meaningless petty acts towards retail workers. Fuck you. You are literally going out of your way to make another persons life worse.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Over reaction just keeps the hate ball rolling.

[–] starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't get it until absolutely everything is going wrong + no sleep, I had this weird urge to just be really mean to people who didn't deserve it at all. I didn't act on it but I can see why people would do it now.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 7 points 4 hours ago

Yes you can be in a bad mood, but you just said it... I you didn't act on it.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

He has a point

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 7 points 7 hours ago

Most relatable villain of all time

[–] hobata@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 hours ago

forgot the rusty hacksaw

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

"KILLING IS DISTASTEFUL!!*

" to me "