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The first time I asked my future wife out she said no to me. Straight no, I felt so bad that day. And the reason was that it felt unnatural at the moment, we were getting closer and I jumped to conclusions too fast.
I guess the moral of the story is you can get a second chance.
she didn't tell you to f off though.
that's very different than no.
So what you're saying is literally every single girl you hit on told you to f right off?
Because if that's true then it might be time to change strategy...