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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We have come to the point where me must accept that it is normal for people to spend their early 20s smoking weed and masturbating

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

was it ever not normal for people from middle class and upper middle class families to do that?

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I only did 1 of those and managed to get a house by my late 20s a few years ago.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I did both, quit the weed a long time ago.

To compensate I still crank my hog like it owes me money.