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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

If you can't get a job in your field with a graduate degree, why does anyone think that if you get a master's, suddenly the jobs will appear?

Usually, you need a lot of less skilled workers, and as you go up in skill, the demand for the numbers of workers goes down. So getting something more advanced/specialized may actually shrink your pool of options.

Plus, people with entry jobs with graduate degrees are more likely to shift jobs because someone is offering a higher skill position with more pay, so entry jobs should become available more frequently. In contrast, highly specialised jobs requiring the masters degree and whatnot will have some quadragenarian holding it as a salaried/tenured employee.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that was me in the 80s, so nothing really changes without a ton of actual luck. and yes i tried mechanic school, and welding school. got nowhere with either one. do have the skills to make and fix my own stuff though, which i wouldn't trade for a desk job

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

easiest way to get a job is to have daddy hire you at his company or call a friend to get you job at theirs.

and then lecture and look down on folks who are struggled to get jobs because they don't have a daddy like that.

otherwise you're gonna struggle and struggle until you get a lucky break. the average job search is 3-6 months, which mean often it's longer than that. a lot of places will take 1-2 months to hire you from start to finish. my first job took 3 months to hire me from first interview, which was in late oct, and I didn't start until Feb. and of course once I was hired in December, I got multiple interviews and 2 more offers... because that's how life works. after months of nothing.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

yeah my daddy was in prison back then. he didnt give that much of a shit about me anyway.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

To be fair I was like that when I was 23 a long ass time ago, too...

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The only 23 year olds who didn't go through this phase... were the people who had family connections to get them a 100K job after graduation.

rest of us took 6-9 months to find work, often while doing part time stuff to pad or resumes. if you don't have connections getting a job is difficult and takes a lot of work.

we also had degrees from frickin' Harvard. but we had no connections and no idea how the real world worked. I got my first real job 8 months after graduating, after working full time all summer and part time the entire fall. and i was living away from home, off my savings that entire time.

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[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

While college sure aint the answer to everything, spending your days jerking off and watching TV sure aint the answer either.

[–] Alfredolin@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pretty sure wanking doesn't take him all day. Jerking off is not the problem.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

It can take a surprisingly long amount of time and a lot of energy 😁

[–] offspec@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1: is your name a reference to the stormlight archives

2: the person self describes their life as jerking and TV watching, don't think OP is being unfair

[–] Alfredolin@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

1: no, what's that?

2: yeah but still. I mean, don't put us all in the same bucket, I jerk off too. OK maybe not 7 times per day. But even then there's time to do stuff. Watching TV is the real issue there.

[–] offspec@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Character in those books named Adolin Kholin

If you described yourself as only doing anything all day I would say it's probably unhealthy and not the path to success

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This is how revolutions start. Some smooth talker is going to come along and motivate all these people to do something wonderful or terrible.

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

Just as soon as the porn stops being so abundant and interesting to occupy all of OOP's free time

[–] mursejoy@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 day ago (8 children)

My group of buddies always say that if gaming hadn’t become so wildly popular a revolution started by young men would have happened already.

The US is really good at placating the masses with media. Stay distracted, stay oppressed.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Bread and circuses. A concept thousands of years old.

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[–] staph@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't worry, gaming is quickly becoming unaffordable to anyone without a serious income stream.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

4chan and reddit were instrumental in the election of Trump (45). CMV.

Reddit's boner for Ron Paul in 2008 was a proof-of-concept for leveraging social media to astroturf. CMV.

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 200 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (41 children)

Why is learning a trade only considered a last resort? Even on lemmy, I got downvoted to shit when I commented that people should focus less on degrees and more on industry certification, to have some actual value they can sell to potential employers. An electrician certification proves that you can do something. A bachelor's degree is just a checkbox to prove you went through the motions.

Relying on just degrees that virtually everybody else has is stupid. Anon has nothing that stands out from the soup of zero-experience job seekers.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 164 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (31 children)

Why is learning a trade only considered a last resort?

Because a lot of trades are pretty bad for your health. They require getting in potentially unsafe environments, dealing with substances or byproducts that can lead to cancers or other occupational diseases. They also require a lot more physical work. So of course people would prefer a cushy office job to trawling through crawlspaces lined with asbestos to plug in a light. Not to mention that a lot of trade jobs are not that great paid when starting out, the good pay comes with years of experience and until you get there you have to suffer through all the above. Sure some office jobs don't pay well starting out either but you just sit on your ass in a air conditioned office instead of nailing 2x4s in the hot sun for 8 hours.

People always ask this question but they never consider that there are actual valid considerations that make trade jobs unattractive compared to other jobs.

Edit: Oh also a lot of well paid trade people run their own companies which is an additional stress and a lot of people don't want to deal with that. My father is in trades and he ran his own company and I watched him age 20 years in the span of 5 due to all the stress and physical work he was doing. Running a company, even a small one is no easy job.

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[–] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (9 children)

This thread has a lot of people saying things like "don't get a degree" or "get a trade cert" or "work in a different field to get experience" which I feel completely side-steps many issues and the realities that many people face. It's just a fundamentally broken system. The value of degrees fluctuates so much because of a political climate that has the stability of a pane of glass being violently thrown off of a building and a job market that prioritizes either posting ghost jobs to overwork employees to death or outsourcing its candidate search to whoever can guess the most buzzwords in an application.

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why does he not say what his bachelor's degree is in? It seems highly relevant

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[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Why are people talking like being a mechanic is bum work, or like there's a huge overhead cost in being a mechanic, or that you have to go to trade school to be a mechanic, or like mechanic work is going away?

None of these is true.

Mechanics will always have work, usually with overtime, and usually pay is very decent.

No degree required. Certs optional.

Tools are very affordable when you're not buying them all at once.

Lots of room to change specializations.

ICE mechanics are still going to be hugely in demand because the Internal Combustion Engine isn't going anywhere, even if they stop putting them in some/ most automobiles. But there are dozens of other mechanical disciplines, and as long as you know how to (when to) then a wrench, you can always get a job.

A bearing is a bearing, whether it's on a crank shaft, an electric motor, a tail pulley, or a garage door.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

do you know any mechanics?

every mechanic I have met hates their life, unless they work for like a really high end place. and those jobs are far and few.

i had family in auto work, electricians, and line workers. they all basically said 'go to college working in the trades is fucking shit.'

working in an office is a lot easier on your body and doesn't leave you with medical problems. my electrician uncle lost one leg in his 50s and then other in his 60s. the mechanics i knew all worked for their dads and were townies we never left where they grew up, etc.

they made decent money, sure, but i would never ever want to trade live with them. i'm in my 40s and healthier than I was in my 20s. money isn't everything.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We have come to the point where me must accept that it is normal for people to spend their early 20s smoking weed and masturbating

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Can confirm a Masters is pointless. Especially when everyone else at your table in the pub has a PhD.

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[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 76 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Be me

Min wage job

Go to college for game programming in 2019, think ill be a game developer

Degree in '23

130k debt

Companies hiring Grok over actual programmers

Still only min wage job

MFW

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Me too brotha, me too…crank that hog for me one time please o7

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