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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is 23 (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Prison guards make $55/hr, and I still wouldn't give up my $21/hr job to work in a Vitamin D-deprived hellhole full of "customers" who hate you for merely existing.

Triple the pay, and maybe I'd consider it. Prison sucks.

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

There's a reason they're always hiring