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[–] xav@programming.dev -1 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Hahaha ! "We would start a revolution but we're too busy gaming on the couch". What a bunch of losers indeed.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Uhh, yes. Unironically. Revolutions happen when a sufficient number of people can't afford to game & jack off any more, so their only source of entertainment is to LARP overthrowing the government, which they do so realistically that it actually happens. Open a history book smh.

[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If you look into it at all, America is a really embarrassing place.

I mean, we just started an unprovoked war by bombing a school full of little girls.

If someone has done that to America, there'd already be memorials about it and several random brown countries bombed back to the stone age, but since we did it, it's actually totally cool.

[–] mursejoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

It always has been. That’s why alternate history is taught.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

We can’t even get gamers to stop pre-ordering games from even just the shitty companies. They literally can’t simply go play any of the thousands of other amazing games because they’re too busy letting themselves get rat-fucked by companies like EA and Ubisoft who actively hate their customers.