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Pizza
I don't know if they deliver to the USA, but this electric pizza cooker is amazing:
https://a.aliexpress.com/_EHPM5iA
It gets twice as hot as a normal oven in a few minutes and makes amazing pizza. You can buy dough, pizza sauce, and shredded cheese - or make all of these from scratch very easily.
It doesn't take a lot of space. My rough estimate is that it uses the same electricity as cooking pizza in an oven.
If you're spending $25 on pizza then it will quickly pay for itself.
One downside is that it does take some space, so if you're in a really cramped living environment (dorm room, Manhattan apartment) then you might not have room. Also, you may end up eating a lot more pizza than you should...
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Your body, your choice.