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It didn't just happen like the stars moving overhead. People with names and bones did it.
We should take their bones away from them as punishment.
It's an interesting choice, do you take their bones and go with a saw style punishment, or take their names and go with a black mirror style punishment?
Idk. Didn't think about it much. That person up there ⬆️ said that the evil was done by people with names and bones. If we took their names away they might be confused on what to call each other for a while, but they'd figure it out. Stealing their bones seems like it would teach them a much more severe lesson.
Plus evil tech nerds shouldn't get to have awesome spooky skeletons living inside of them like we do.
"Deprive them skeletons" is an awkward slogan, but it's one I can get behind.
https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-killed-google/
Poetic as fuck