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[โ€“] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I can tell you have a bachelor's of engineering. Not because I think you're being elitist. But because you haven't yet figured out that words are fluid and don't follow strict rules like systems do.

English is hard.

I have a B.E. as well. It took me years to word good.

[โ€“] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online -1 points 40 minutes ago

You're on Lemmy so you'd be better off learning Mandarin or Russian.

Words which indicate a minimun amount of trained and proven competence or authority, such as Doctor or Police Lieutenant, are not things you can just claim willy nilly.