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Mid 30s and still going strong ๐ช i can edge for hours. Recently i visited family for a week and didnt fap the whole time, when I finally got home fapped for 5 hours and cummed 7 times.
Sounds like a skill issue tbh. I think in my late teens and early 20s I spent more waking hours with dick in hand than not.
Nah the green text is just total bullshit. That is not how any of that works, medically speaking. Sure you can create psychological issues, and sperm volume can go down temporarily from extreme, eh, flow, but that's as close to real as the post gets.
For real, the post feels like one of those christian anti-porn campaigns.
A real telltale sign of the far-bible-team is the part where he does everything else except see a doctor.
this reads like greentext
I hope you used both arms bro.
I have a variety of toys and methods to keep it interesting....