this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2026
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Fake: Anon has a gf? Anon can run 20mi?
Gay: Complaining about a relationship with a woman who both cared enough about him to learn and participate in his hobbies AND has now also become a literal fitness goddess?
On a serious note, if you are in a healthy relationship, you should feel comfortable telling your partner(s) when you aren’t interested in doing something they want you to do. Boundaries and communication are important
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with don't wanting to jump off a bridge into a river - you can't see how deep the river is at that spot, and its extra dangerous if the rivers are carrying as little water as they do now, because the riverbed is not flat, there may be rocks a meter or two below the waterline and that'd be it. Every year people die jumping head first in natural waters they don't know in and out.