anything for the tiktoks
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2026
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On one hand, a person should be comfortable to assert their boundaries and to know that it doesn't make them less respectable.
On the other hand,
That's a keeper right there
I think that answers anon's question: if someone told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it???
How hot is the person that told me to jump? How bad of a fall does it look like?
yeah if it was like 10ft or less off the water.
Reminds me of my wife when we were in Bali and nearby islands, trusting me driving the motor bike in the middle of the night in the narrowest most dangerous paths, I am terrified but play it cool and would never do that shit alone, her thinking I am cool and know what I am doing
Are there newer comments from anon? Maybe he dead, now? Maybe his obviously healthier girlfriend is still alive and now single? I bet there are other anons willingly jumping with her again?
I'm jealous.
Fake and gay
Actually, maybe. Anon left out the part where getting down with an athlete can amount to outrageously good sex.
Then you will die with honor
Fake: Anon has a gf? Anon can run 20mi?
Gay: Complaining about a relationship with a woman who both cared enough about him to learn and participate in his hobbies AND has now also become a literal fitness goddess?
On a serious note, if you are in a healthy relationship, you should feel comfortable telling your partner(s) when you aren’t interested in doing something they want you to do. Boundaries and communication are important
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with don't wanting to jump off a bridge into a river - you can't see how deep the river is at that spot, and its extra dangerous if the rivers are carrying as little water as they do now, because the riverbed is not flat, there may be rocks a meter or two below the waterline and that'd be it. Every year people die jumping head first in natural waters they don't know in and out.
If you’re jumping off a bridge to swim across a river, then you’re already like part of the way there.
Yeah that's taking a shortcut. Real athletes swim the whole way underwater in one breath
Lock in bro
Better to just die on your own terms
I.e. lazy
Nut up or shut up, dude