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Here you go, a quiet toilet with built in tp holder. And its free.
But if I take a shit in the forest and the bear hears it, do I get to meet the pope?
Thats what the stick is for. Best bet is to hit him in the papal tiara or zucchetto.
Or bring JD Vance with you every time you poop.
JD should get this instead of a prison sentence
He follows Trump, he's into that shit. Very literally.
No, but you do get to meet Saint Peter.
That's advanced yoga to reach the toilet paper during business there.
I'd love this if winter wasn't a thing ๐ญ
Its even quieter in the winter. Fewer mosquitos too.
Fewer testicles too.
Since they are so small and fall right off from the cold. If you don't rip them off when they are stuck to something.
If done correctly, the boys don't touch anything. Tested at -25ยฐC. I didn't have a lemmy account back then so YMMV.
Naw. You just gotta poop quick.
The metal latrine seats are a bad idea in winter, though.
I had to use stuff like that as a kid on holidays (youpee) and you're lucky if you 1) don't step in it (other people use it too with various success) 2) don't shit on your legs 3) holds the balance, but it will invariably stink like hell and good luck torching your butt.
Midgits be pissed