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Well, my husband warned me that all of his former girlfriends all went up a couple sizes while he was with them and that the same thing might happen to me.
Turns out being married to him for nearly 2 decades, resulted in far more than that...
I'm pretty sure proximity to a person doesn't cause breast size to exponentially increase. Unless that person is a plastic surgeon.
But what if you just casually say it does without explaining though?
(It’s clear that the person you’re talking to has some mental issues confronting their diet, it’s probably best to drop the topic with them.)
Or a pastry chef
Lmao
I honestly thought that exact same thing when I met him on my 27th birthday and he told me that (I thought it was a joke).
But I was a C cup from 17 to 27 and in less than 3 months of being with him, I was a D cup.
His first girlfriend was a 34 year old woman who went from an A cup to a D cup and then left him within a span of 9 months.
Did you gain 200lb? Massive weight gain is pretty much the only way an adult naturally quintuples their chest size.
If not, hopefully you've seen a doctor, because it sounds like a serious medical issue.
The husband is radioactive.
About 92lbs of weight and believe me when I say; appointments with my doctor are every month and physical therapy are weekly appointments for me. And my insurance has rejected the medically necessary breast reduction over 200 times.
Ok but like. The 92lbs didn’t just magically grow on your boobies.