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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is why we invented condoms.

The other two are a lot more difficult to do without damage or risk

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

There are plenty of fun substances with a fraction of the risk presented by alcohol

[–] cosmos8188@leminal.space 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is why we invented condoms.

Doesnt do much when half the population doesnt know how to put one on due to failed sex ed.