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Having been with my wife since high school, the amount of time between “no fooling around” to “where are my grandchildren” was shockingly short.
should've speed run it and knocked her up at 16
Usually those two things are a day apart. The statement has always been: don't do shit that might get you kids out of wed-lock.
Once you are married, that obviously is no longer an issue.
Is the difference in time between, them having to feed and clothe you and the time at which you'll be able to feed and clothe your own child.
I want to have grandchildren, but they don't want to pay for them and raise them.
No fun, only missionary for the purpose of procreation.. with the lights off.