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[–] deacon@lemmy.world 29 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)

For all of my fellow Chicagoans who, like me, are seeing this with no warning or preparation, I can share support resources, and I’m here if you just need to talk about it.

Edit: for those in need of assistance.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

One Christmas I asked for the neon green relish for Christmas. My cool bil (who ran a hot dog stand) sent me a big assjar. Hell yeah.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

You’ve got it. The more it looks like it would glow in the dark the better.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

It's fine, that's just blood from their nose because of the head rush from slurping the entire garden up with that courageous bite. Do not correct me, this belief is going to get me through the rest of the day

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wait does Chicago Costco use Vienna beef??

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

I doubt it. Vienna beef is just The Dog in a Chicago Dog for the most part.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, I'm here for you, too. We're all here for you.

Well, I'm here for you as long as you don't put a drop of fucking ketchup on that dog.

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Ketchup is great on hotdogs, FIGHT ME MALORT BEING!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

In the Holy name of Da Bears, I swear on The Bean I will deliver smack down so hard, your grandchildren will taste celery salt and pickles! I'll waterboard you in Old Style until you see reason, ya cheesehead!