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[–] Shirow@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now I want pizza and yuri :3

[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

if this is about girls love in general then hell yeah!! you should absolutely get some pizza and some girl(s) and go at it as soon as is practical.

if this is an attempt to flirt with us over the web, we don't do that stuff. thank you for your understanding (^o^)

[–] Shirow@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No it wasn't an attempt to flirt. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

It was meant as girls love in general :3

[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

haha no worries, thank you for clarifying.

funnily enough lines based on the form of "would you like to make the yuri version of [something] a reality?" work surprisingly well for getting with other girls, both in our experiences and those of friends. use that information as you will x3