A paradox!
This is either fake or gay, but it can not be both even though it is a green text.
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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i thought it was yaoi
Refused to believe that even green texters are that unaware. If it were just writing about the realisation about their sexuality whatever, but to end it with "I'm not homosexual" is just unrealistic.
sometimes it just slips in man.
and you were like 'oh hmm, that was not really a mistake but i'm not sure i really enjoyed it, but it was easier than like saying no and upsetting the person and we had a nice cuddle after'
sexuality has nothing to do with this type of encounter. usually it's just a momentary thing because you're drunk or in a mood.
this is basically all my hook ups in college. friend hang out, have sex, never acknowledge it and go back to being unattracted friends again.
true and gay
Here's my biggest pet peeve (relevant to the scenario): the cancelling of bi-folk. There is a forced dichotomy of men being either hetero- or homosexual, with homoerotic choices somehow automatically negating all heteroerotic choices by framing them as perfidy (i.e. pretending to be heterosexual to pass in society).
Freddie Mercury was bi. NOT GAY. Bi. I have no issue with gays revering him. I do have issues with gays trying to deny his heteroromantic side (see Mary Austin).
Rant over.
Society views bisexual men as secretly gay, and women as secretly straight.
Least represented group of lgbt, but probably the largest. People love binary things
I always felt that it's just homophobia. The heteroerotic choices of bisexuals are disregarded because of the lost purity of being considered 'straight'. You can have heterosexual preferences but according to heteronormative society you fit outside this group. It will take time for Bisexuality to be better understood by society and for bisexuals to fully be seen as a distinct group
TBF, all of that sounds pretty gay to me.
not that there is anything wrong with that.
He got HIV from a woman
There was no denial that Freddy Mercury engaged in sexual relationships with men, but those relationships should not delegitimize or downplay his relationships with women by insinuating that any relations with a man make him gay and only engaging with women to fit in.
My nonexpert understanding is, few people are 100% straight or 100% gay. And it can shift over time, too.
There's so much defensive BS around what people are into / aroused by. I'm not saying everyone should share everything to everyone all the time. But I really wish folks would be less fearful about what they like.
As long as you aren't attracted to kids, corpses, or animals, I think everything else is probably OK. Even couches, if that's your thing.
what if i'm attracted to dead baby birds?
They never ask the question they just insist that they're not.
Or, hear me out, sometimes dudes are bi.
tell that to my girlfriends who insisted I was gay.
What are people's opinion on the downlow thing, otherwise straight men that just have furtive sex with other men, but never a relationship? Denial? Indiscriminate horniness?
all of the above.
sometimes a hole is just a hole.
sometimes a hole is just a hole.
I appreciate an explanation that doesn't include learning new vocabulary.
That's called heteroromantic and bisexual
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>be me
>be not gay
>having sex with my loving husband of 15 years
>I identify as a cis male
>our penises touch when I slip out of his asshole on a slow thrust
>we lock eyes
>I say no homo
>he doesn’t reciprocate
>ejaculates as he continues silently staring into my eyes
>I pull out and exhaustedly crawl to the bathroom to think things through and remove a meter of silicon
>can feel his eyes scanning me without even turning around
Bros, I don’t know what to do. Should I tell our kids?
Remove a meter of silicon?
I already know how sunsets look, yet I can look and marvel at them on every evening.
sounds like you are bi but in denial of it.
I'm fairly certain I'm gay, but never say never, I guess?
i never tried an oyster until a few weeks ago. now i'm an oyster.
shit happens.
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Fake: Didn't say "no homo".
Gay: Didn't say "no homo".
I knew exactly where it was going the second I read the first sentence, lol
fake: anon has a wholesome friendship
gay: ... I'm not too sure actually, I'll need some help on this one
I think it's the bit where they ordered a pizza
Might be, I have a gay friend and he once ordered a pizza so that tracks
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Guy is Homiesexual
It's really challenging when the post starts out with a declaration of not being gay, proceeds to describe activities which might potentially be gay, and then ends with a redeclaration of anon being not gay.
maybe it is fake, but is anon gay or no???
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