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[–] barrywilliamsshow@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Disagree with nearly everything, sorry - Butters isn’t slothful - just off the top of my head he tried to mine enough coal to save himself from being bought by Paris Hilton, he got Biggie Smalls all the way to Satan’s party, and he single-handedly kept Dickinbaus afloat.

Biggest mistake is restricting yourself to “main characters” and forcing him in there at all - he’s so good and pure to represent any sin, much less a deadly one.

I’d also have Cartman as Wrath (Tenorman etc.), and Randy as Gluttony because whenever he’s hooked on something he goes all-in.

Garrison has to be Lust - he’s been closeted gay, out-gay, trans-straight, trans-lesbian and back to gay. All the while being rampantly horny and predatory. Kenny’s a main character but hardly if you get me - you could take him out but you want main characters and he’d have to be Sloth because he has the power of Mysterion and is a big deal in the future but for now he just fucks about with his pals.

Wendy is Envy (“Tom’s Rhinoplasty” & “Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society”)

[–] mellowfellow261@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fair enough, to each their own. Honestly I think a lot of these characters could arguably fit as many of these traits.

[–] barrywilliamsshow@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, as someone else pointed out, the better post might have been to just have 7 Cartmans as a joke but this was your idea and you did ask for thoughts.

Envy could also be Timmy in his Scout Uniform from Cripple Fight

[–] L3GlT_GAM3R@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah butters is basicalky the exact opposite of every sin

[–] eat_my_bowls92@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He could be wrath or envy, what with the whole dicks out/professor chaos

[–] L3GlT_GAM3R@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Maybe but that’s his parents fault

[–] Zarxxis@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

He's the seven heavenly virtues all in one.

[–] badjettasex@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Garrison also tried to fuck a kid, so, wherever that falls in.

[–] MansfromDaVinci@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

It's a very old school concept of sin but Randy fits incontinence down to a tee.