South Park

Tecnically Cartman is all of them in one.

I wouldn't really call Mr.Garrison a "main character"

I feel like Stan would be a mix of Greed and Vanity

I’d put Craig in place of Butters. Most of the time, he can’t be assed to do anything.

Oh hamburgers.....

Disagree with nearly everything, sorry - Butters isn’t slothful - just off the top of my head he tried to mine enough coal to save himself from being bought by Paris Hilton, he got Biggie Smalls all the way to Satan’s party, and he single-handedly kept Dickinbaus afloat.

Biggest mistake is restricting yourself to “main characters” and forcing him in there at all - he’s so good and pure to represent any sin, much less a deadly one.

I’d also have Cartman as Wrath (Tenorman etc.), and Randy as Gluttony because whenever he’s hooked on something he goes all-in.

Garrison has to be Lust - he’s been closeted gay, out-gay, trans-straight, trans-lesbian and back to gay. All the while being rampantly horny and predatory. Kenny’s a main character but hardly if you get me - you could take him out but you want main characters and he’d have to be Sloth because he has the power of Mysterion and is a big deal in the future but for now he just fucks about with his pals.

Wendy is Envy (“Tom’s Rhinoplasty” & “Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society”)

I've typed about eight different jokes about how the jew should be greed but I'm trying not to get banned.

Repeat of a SpongeBob theory.

Weird the Jew isn't greed

Pretty accurate except for butters.

you got 3/7

Personally, I’d have Towelie as sloth.

While it works either way, I'd switch stan and randy.

Stan tends to go after clout and wants to be seen a certain way a bit more randy, who is a bit more greedy and opportunistic than Stan. They both share those traits, though.

Wait how can Butters be sloth? Little pecker single handedly ran DickNBaus opening.....dropping fries like a short order samurai

He rebuilt society at the dump after he though an asteroid wiped it out....

And he practiced long and hard enough to become the best tap dancer in the state

Sloth for Butters is just stupid, he is very hard working. Clyde might fit it more, because he tries getting through with as much work as possible.

Ain’t no way Butters is sloth! He’s hustling!

You know what I am saying?

Butters is not lazy

Kenny is definitely lust cause he's a pervert and Cartman is totally gluttony but Clyde is supposed to be Sloth not Butters.

Butters works harder than anyone. Not very slothful

I’d reverse envy and sloth and put Kyle’s mom at wrath.

Sloth for Butters? that's absurd

Butters is the most hard working of all of them. The fuck are you talking about?

Butters is not sloth at all. We’ve seen him start a kissing business to make some serious fuckin money, and in the most recent season he started another business dickinbaus hot dogs.

Butters definitely has that hustle in him

Um I gotta stand up for my boy Butters there is not a single character in the show who’s more hard working than him. Pick somebody else

Cartman’s fuming kyle isn’t lust

Butters is not sloth.

This is way too watered down, all characters have these problems. Kyle envied blacks and wanted to be black so bad he got a negroplasty

Mr Slave - Sloth (actual sloth in ass)

Would have been funny (but inaccurate) to put Kyle as greed.

Wouldn't Garrison be sodomy 💩