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I dislike the term "invented" in contexts like this. Surely it's more accurate to say some Canadian guy popularized pineapple on pizza. I just really doubt that no one on earth ever put pineapple on a pizza before 1962.
Even the Wikipedia article goes on to say
Damn. PDX keepin' it weird since before the slogan.