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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

sounds like you are bi but in denial of it.

[–] antonim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm fairly certain I'm gay, but never say never, I guess?

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

i never tried an oyster until a few weeks ago. now i'm an oyster.

shit happens.