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I got fired from my job at the Pepsi factory.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I tested positive for Coke!

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[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

My uncle had a high position first at coke and then switched to Pepsi and he had in his contact that he could not drink products from the competition in public. It was a hassle to find restaurants because we had to call ahead and ask what they served. If there was no option we had to request the drinks to be served in glasses and don't have any cans or bottles on the table

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Amusing as that is, was it really such an issue to simply drink anything else other than cola when going out to restaurants? Like was cola a default necessity as part of dining out? That seems so weird.

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Everything else is also made by coca cola, pepsi or another competor