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[–] phonics@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

He clocks a kid with the vertical swinging counter door in the movie too. Pretty sure he gets a kickback from the local dentist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Lvn5H0kHw&t=20