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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The standard bee wishes they had the hardware of a jellyfish.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Jellyfish are immortal, dawg

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

You made me curious if there is an insect that hurts you just by touching you and not biting or stinging with a built in weapon. 🤔

[–] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Caterpillars with urticating hairs.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Slap an h in front of that word and it would be absolutely perfect. Hurticating.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hurticating the countryside.

Hurticating the peasants.

Hurticating all the peoples

And their thatched-roof COTTAGES!!!!!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago
[–] Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Caterpillars fit, and there's one species in particular that goes toe to tentacle with even the most lethal of jellyfish and is a seriously bad time to touch, because it's urticating hairs connect to toxin secreting cells that pump out a nasty neurotoxin.

But to me, that's still cheating, in that the most passive and effective urticating hair defense mechanism was selected for as a mere delivery method for venom.

If one wants to see the real absurd intricacies with urticating hair in arthropods, the only game in town are the new world tarantulas.

Entire fricking metas based on 7 different identified urticating hair types and they're so understudied there's almost certainly one out there that probably wildcarded old world venom with new world hair styles that we just have not found yet.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 18 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Technically the bombardier beetle does not bite nor sting. Instead it reacts hydrogen peroxide and hydroquinone and shoots it out, which when reacted together pretty much instantly reaches 212°f and chemically burns whatever they are shooting at. They can shoot over 500 shots per minute at a given target. Pretty crazy lads

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Holy fucking hell, where do these beetles roam so I know never to go there?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 days ago

Technically, jellyfish are using stingers

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Poisonous: harms you if you touch or eat it

Venomous: harms you by injecting a toxin (through biting, stinging, etc.)

I know there's a few poisonous butterflies (e.g. the Monarch butterfly), and I can find a few other insects listed on Wikipedia (and I'm sure there are others not on there too)

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Note that "poisonous" has always also had the meaning of "harms by injecting a toxin" (the Wiktionary entry "poisonous" has examples from the 1600s to the 2000s).

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 4 days ago

Now I’m stuck wondering the same thing

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 4 days ago

You are what you eat, and they eat insects 🤷‍♂️