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submitted 2 days ago by Quokka@quokk.au to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In that case she’d be able to double jump

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is a common misconception. Trans people actually have a directional air dash.

[–] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 points 1 day ago

As a trans woman, I can say it’s actually both

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Removes fall damage

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ooh, nice! Do they work on bikes too? Even if you're tragically cis?

Asking for a friend who's me 😁

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

You still need a helmet, but they do add flair :3

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 days ago

Sneak while browsing, Microsoft and Apple can't track you